HELLO I am the world's largest single celled organism. I fell to Earth in an egg shaped craft one morning in 1996. I may appear in your room if you search "funny animal compilation videos" at 3am, or if your house has an overabundance of biscuit crumbs/sugar dustings. Leave a saucer of cream beneath the stairs and I'll consider not bringing your pets back to the fairy realm with me.

INTERESTS:  Weird animals, mushrooms, slime moulds, marine & freshwater biology, horror media, 60s-70s children's stop motion and puppets, vintage toys, mid century design

HOBBIES:  Gardening, foraging, digital and traditional art, sculpting, knitting & crochet, needlepoint tapestry, webdev :3, listening to music, watching movies, virtual pet sites, dressup games/avatar creation, collecting smells

DISLIKES:  Raspberries, the internet, hot weather, being poisoned